Saturday, January 30, 2016

Alpha Dudes








I've said before that the gorilla press is the alpha of all wrestling moves.  And it's not just for pro wrestlers.  What better way to prove that you are a true alpha than by pressing another guy overhead?  This post is dedicated to those dudes outside of pro wrestling who know the ultimate way to mark their territory.  If you come across an alpha like this, you better be careful.  The first picture of the group is my favorite. "What did I tell you about stealing my protein powder?!" the alpha stud shouts as he gorilla presses his roommate and tosses him through the living room wall.  It's not easy living with an alpha.

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