Backbreaker Sunday

The dudes at Rock Hard Wrestling, No Rules Wrestling, Thunders Arena, and other internet based wrestlers make wrestling look like a bunch of fun and games, all for our entertainment.  But truth be told, like the above pictures show, sometimes wrestling can be hard, backbreaking work (ha ha, get it?  backbreaking?).  But then other times, as we see below, it's just pure unadulterated fun.

The Face of Wrestling

There's a certain intoxication you get when you take control of another dude in a wrestling match with a power move like a bodyslam.  It's brought on by the mixture of sweat, muscle, and testosterone and reaches a peak as you lift your opponent off the mat.  The sensation is so overpowering that you can't keep it hidden.  An expression comes across your face, a look of cockiness, arrogance, a sneer, a barely contained rage.  Perhaps a combination of them all.  It's the face every alpha male wrestler strives for.

The Awesome Backbreaker

I know I've been kind of slow on the posts lately, but summer does tend to offer a lot of distractions.  Wrestling has been one of them, and I've found a few good regular wrestling buddies that have been keeping me busy with fantasy prostyle matches.  I've been getting in good bodyslams on all of them.  One dude in particular loves for me to bodyslam him, and another dude loves to bodyslam me.  All in all, it's been a lot of fun.  I've been having the most fun with OTK backbreakers.  There's just something about scooping up a dude, walking him around the mat, then bringing him down over your knee.  Stretching the body.  Hearing the back snap, crackle, and pop.  It's been pretty awesome.

Lucas Payne

It's hard to beat Austin Cooper-dominating-muscle-wrestling action, but Lucas Payne-dominating-muscle-wrestling action comes pretty close. Cooper may have gotten in the first bodyslam, but that doesn't end the match. When you're a teen bodybuilder wrestler, you don't give up so easily, so Payne returns the favor by scooping Cooper up and delivering a nice otk backbreaker. That's the thing about wrestling. Even though your opponent may get the better of you at one point, you always keep fighting until the match is over.

Muscle Dominates Muscle

A nice example of muscle dominating muscle is another Rock Hard Wrestling match featuring Austin Cooper where he wrestles Lucas Payne. RHW describes Payne as "an award winning, nationally recognized teen bodybuilder who is massively built and packs a lot of pure muscle onto his young body." It's not a one-sided match, but Cooper gets to dish out some punishment on this bodybuilder wrestler. In my last post I noted how unhappy Jason Kane looked as he was being manhandled by Cooper. But here, Payne looks like he's kind of mesmerized that Cooper can crotchlift and carry around his muscled body. I'm kind of mesmerized by it, too.

Awesome Bodyslam

This is an awesome picture of a bodyslam. It comes from an awesome match at Rock Hard Wrestling between Austin Cooper and Lucas Payne. If you like to bodyslam guys, this is the best part of the slam. You got your victim up high. His body is parallel to the floor. Your arm is deep through his legs for an awesome crotch hold (and when your opponent has got muscled thighs, getting your arm in for a good crotch hold is even doubly awesome). You grab a handful of muscled butt. Your own muscles are working hard to hoist this dude up like that, so your awesome ripped body is on display. To play up the drama, you walk the dude around for all to see, and because you know you are the alpha stud, you say to yourself, "This is fucking awesome!" Now, if you're a guy who likes to be scooped up for a slam, this is the best part of it for you, too. Some awesome muscle stud has got you high up in the air. You can barely contain your excitement at the awesome crotch hold he has, especially as he squeezes your ass. To play up the drama, you put on an anguished look, and you move your arms and legs about in a useless fashion. But all along, you think to yourself, "This is fucking awesome!" (Please feel free to comment on anything else you think is "awesome" about this pic.)