Squash Job

My last post talked about a match between a big, muscular wrestler (Marco) and a smaller, skinny dude (Flaco).  It's a squash job, which is a classic theme in the world of pro wrestling.  Who doesn't enjoy a good squash match?  Well, I guess I can't speak for everyone, but I for one enjoy watching a musclebound dude taking apart an overmatched smaller guy.  In previous posts I have mentioned my fictional wrestling league called Muscle Beach Wrestling.  It's like Rock Hard Wrestling or Thunders Arena and features wrestlers who are jocks, fitness athletes, and underwear models.  I put two dudes in the ring together and write up a scenario on how the match goes.  Some of the matches have good back and forth action, but others are total squash jobs.  Take this wrestling match between Tom Farago and Hui Liao.  Tom is 5' 10" and 160 pounds.  He's a 21 year old fitness model from Britain, so of course he doesn't know shit about wrestling.  Hui, his opponent from China, is 25 years old, 5' 9" and 170 pounds, and an Olympic gold medal weightlifter.  Sure, Hui isn't a wrestler either, but he's a world class Olympic athlete.  This match has "squash job" written all over it.  Hui can lift 400 pounds over his head, so it really requires little effort on his part to carry and toss Tom repeatedly all throughout the match.  

Hui's training comes in handy when he easily lifts Tom over his head during the match.  It's natural for an Olympic weightlifter to gorilla press his opponent in the ring.  The transition for Hui to go from weightlifter to pro-style wrestler is a natural one.  Both sports require strength and muscles.  Hui really enjoys being the alpha male in the ring during this match (and to be honest, Tom enjoys the jobber role a little more than he should, too).  But all wrestling matches must come to an end, and Hui achieves a complete and total victory when he piledrives Tom into oblivion.

So, there you have it.  It's a classic squash job match brought to you by Muscle Beach Wrestling.  And many thanks to 09tuf of Deviant Art for providing the artwork to make this match come to life.

Wrestling Angel

A few months ago I mentioned in a post that I had created a fictional wrestling league called Muscle Beach Wrestling.  It's like Rock Hard Wrestling or Thunders Arena and features wrestlers who are primarily fitness and underwear models.  I put two dudes in the ring and write up a scenario on how the match goes.  Of course, the matches feature lots of bodyslams and other pro style moves.  Here's a little sample from a match that pits Angel Hernandez (5' 8" 160#) against Joseph Ng (5' 5" 125 #), with artwork provided by 09tuf of Deviant Art to help bring the action to life:

"This contest is memorable for Angel, not only because he makes his debut at MBW, but it's also his 18th birthday.  Angel has no pro ring experience, but he's the captain of his elite high school wrestling team, so he's no stranger to the sport.  He faces Josepg Ng, who is six years his senior.  Joseph already has five matches under his belt at MBW in addition to his time as one of the few pro wrestlers in Singapore, so he's got experience that the teen wrestler lacks.  But at only 125 pounds, Joseph gives up a huge 35 pound advantage to the strapping youth.  Can Joseph's experience be enough to overcome Angel's size?

Angel stands in the ring, barefoot and clad in nothing but a pair of black Calvin Klein low rise trunks with a white waistband.  The birthday boy exudes youth with his clean cut looks and smooth muscles.  He anxiously awaits his opponent.  Joseph enters the room and confidently climbs into the ring to face Angel.  The Asian wrestler sports gray trunks for the match.  The two wrestlers face each other, with Angel's nervous anticipation in contrast to Joseph's coolness. . . ."

". . . The series of slams and throws has taken its toll, and Joseph offers little resistence when Angel brings him to his feet again.  Joseph only struggles lightly when Angel slides his arm between the Asian’s legs again and secures a crotch hold.  Joseph feels the teen wrestler’s hand clamp his butt, their bodies pressed together chest to chest, and then Joseph is off the ground and up into the air again.  “Fuck!” Joseph curses as he feels Angel’s arm cinching tightly in his crotch.  The 24 year old wrestler kicks his legs and squirms, but he’s no match for the power of the 18 year old carrying him around the ring.    . . ."

". . . The teen wrestler takes a quick predatory walk around his fallen victim, growling and flexing, before pulling him to his feet.  Yet again the Latino takes a deep and deliberate hold through Joseph’s legs and hoists him into the air.  Joseph just lies limp in Angel’s arms, only his legs twitching everytime he feels Angel’s muscles flexing in his crotch.  It’s another beautiful lift and hold, and Angel takes Joseph on a parade around the mat, savoring every moment of his alpha male domination. . . ."

". . . Angel yanks Joseph back up, reaches in and places his hand squarely between the legs.  Joseph is totally caught off guard when the teen wrestler next picks him up and presses his 125 pounds body overhead in a full military press.  It’s total domination, and Angel feels a rush like he’s never felt in high school wrestling as he holds his opponent up high.  The teen is young, he’s strong, and this is where his 35 pound advantage really shows itself.  “Bloody hell!” Joseph exclaims as he finds himself held high above Angel’s head. . . ."

Anyway, there you have it.  In the end, Angel uses his muscles and size advantage to overcome the smaller but more experienced Joseph.  I just provided some highlights of the match here, but you can fill in the gaps with the holds and moves you want to see between these two dudes.  And I'd like to hear your version of the wrestling action.

Fantasy Wrestling

It's been a slow summer blogging, I have to admit.  I haven't found much inspiration to post things, at least not from my usual sources.  So let's try something different here.  I can have an active imagination when it comes to wrestling, and this has led to me create a fictional wrestling league called Muscle Beach Wrestling.  It features the kind of wrestlers and action you see in Rock Hard Wrestling and Thunders Arena.  The athletes primarily are fitness and underwear models you can find on the internet.  The dudes usually wrestle barefoot in a ring wearing boxer briefs, Under Armour shorts, or wrestling singlets.  Basically, just pick two male models you'd like to see wrestle, put them in the ring, and imagine how you want to see the match go.  Best two out of three falls wins.

Here I've got an example of a typical wrestling match.  It features 21 year old bodybuilder Gerardo Gabriel, who comes in at 5' 8" and 180 pounds.  His opponent is 24 year old fitness model Michael Fitt at 5' 8" and 165 pounds.  How do you see this match go?  It's totally up to you, but here's a little hint about what happens in my version of the match:

Sorry Michael.  You're lean and fit and all, but I don't see how you get past Gerardo and his muscles.  And Gerardo likes to bodyslam.  A lot.  Luckily for Michael, he enjoys being manhandled in such a fashion.

A special thanks to 09tuf of Deviant Art for helping bring to life my vision of the match between Gerardo Gabriel and Michael Fitt.  Check his site out for a lot of great wrestling drawings and other things.  You can even commission him to do a drawing for you.